TOPIC: Power of Wive's => Famous quotes by some famous people
Power of Wive's => Famous quotes by some famous people
2 years, 4 months ago #5052
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? - Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' - Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' - Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' - James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... - Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous
really cool.