Funny leave letters
Hey Friends read some funny leave letters
See, how people write leave Applications** * **
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please
sanction me one-week leave...”
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This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10
year old
son:
"As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days...”
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his
daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave...”
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for
it,
please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may
not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you
to leave me today"
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I
may be granted leave".
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Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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A sub-editor from a north India's leading English newspaper writes: "I
have
domestic work, please grant me leave.
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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and
an
Accountant - Male or Female'.... As I am both (!!)For the past several
years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the
post.
Friends laughed a lot but think over "we should develop our talent in writing too"
I apologise for the employees working in the concern metioned below just take it as thing to develop ourself
regards